These holidays are national holidays in the U.M.S.M. They are a very important part of the U.M.S.M. and every citizen enjoys celebrating them. The holidays will be listed from January 1st to December 31st in the order of the Gregorian Calendar.
1/1 - New Years: The celebration of a new year.
1/2 - Ruhm von Munchy (Munchy celebration day): The 2nd day of the year dedicated to the god of the U.M.S.M. "Munchy" Celebrate by having fun, eating food, hanging our with friends, thanking Munchy, and making your yearly sacrifice to Munchy.
1/27 - Green Bean Day: Eat your greens!
2/22 - Steve Irwin Day: In remembrance of Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter. Rest in Peace.
2/25 - Workers Day: The day where the U.M.S.M. recognizes and rewards all the hard workers in the U.M.S.M.
2/27 - National Monkey Joe’s appreciation day: Just a silly holiday that the people of the U.M.S.M. insist on celebrating. This is a day where in U.M.S.M. territory, all you can talk about is Monkey Joe's.
3/8 - U.M.S.M. Founding Day: The day in 2014 that the U.M.S.M. was founded by the Supreme Leader Iain Turnbull
4/20 - Tax Day: The day of the year where all Monvian citizens are required to give the government 20% of their income for the last year to the government.
5/24 - Independence Day: On May 24th 2018, the U.M.S.M. officially rid itself of all communist ideals and ties, freeing us from the cold chains of communism.
5/30 - 8/20 - Senate break/summer vacation: The Senate works hard you know. They need a break too. In an emergency however, this break can be temporarily lifted.
7/10 - Zach appreciation day: This day is to recognize the government official Zach Bailey, a member of the Senate that has more titles than anyone other than the Supreme Leader. He is the: U.M.S.M.'s diplomat, Minister of Intelligence, Minister of the Economy, and the Minister of Law Enforcement and Court. : 8/23 - Halloween: The U.M.S.M. has 2 Halloweens, one in August, and one in October. The one in August follows the exact same October Halloween traditions, however this Halloween is to rid the country of evil spirits that might have accumulated during the Senates summer break.
9/17 - Swab The Deck Day (Pirate Celebration Day): Pirates are considered really cool in the U.M.S.M. Not the modern ones, but the wooden boat Caribbean pirates of the old days. This day celebrated all the hard working crews and captains of the old pirate world.
10/3 - Cookie Day: Eat a cookie! It's cookie time!
10/14 - National Explorers Day: Near Columbus day, the U.M.S.M. celebrates the explorers who did not rape, pillage, rob, and murder the people they discovered. Instead we celebrate people who took on the challenge of exploration and helped the world.
10/19 - National Montana's Brain Day: EXPLANATION REDACTED BY THE COMMANDER OF RELIGION AND SCIENCES MONTANA KNIGHT
10/31 - Halloween: The second Halloween in the U.M.S.M. it is identical to the American Halloween.
11/5 - Victory Day: The day the U.M.S.M. won its first battle against the Kingdom of Alaska, in the war that is still raging on.
11/10 - 11/17 - Mister Turbo Mourning Week: In honor of the greatest teacher the U.M.S.M. has ever seen. We honor him in this week by remembering him and how awesome of a teacher he was. For unforeseen circumstances, Mr. Turbo had to explore other alternatives of teaching.
11/18 - Awesome Teacher Appreciation Day: Following Mr. Turbo mourning week, the U.M.S.M. recognizes, appreciates and thanks all the awesome teachers around the globe, who help make the world a better place by teaching the generation of tomorrow.