Welcome to the page of the glorious Moonvian army known for never standing down. The army has never lost a battle. Just the sight of the army on the battlefield drastically increases morale. Will you join and help defend the U.M.S.M.? 

Fun facts about the Moonvian Army. 
1. It has never lost a battle. 
2. Its yearly budget is $4.76 (USD)
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The Moonvian Army's chain of command (Lowest to highest):

Supreme Grand General of the Armed Forces Rafe Schmitz: 

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Mission 9/28/19: Find and prosecute a dangerous criminal of the U.M.S.M.

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Mission 9/5/19: The Supreme Leader looks for enemies in the woods.