This week in the U.M.S.M., the Minister of Conservation was promoted to the Minister of Conservation and Clairvoyance. His duties are to ensure the U.M.S.M. does not harm the environment, and he will also use his supernatural ability to speak with the God of the U.M.S.M. "Munchy", in order to keep the U.M.S.M. on a righteous path.
ARTICLE FUNDED BY THE STATE OF RAGRAD. GLORY TO THE U.M.S.M.